In case you can't tell, that's a box of Kix, spreading the entire length (and width) of the living room and half way through the dining room. Thanks, Sam. I hope you had fun.
Did I mention we found him a few days ago with half a jar of lotion smeared all over his head? We didn't think to take a picture until after we had wiped most of it away.
I keep trying to figure out a way I can stop doing everything that requires me to take my eyes off of him for more than 5 seconds - like preparing meals and going to the bathroom. But so far the only solutions I can come up with are ordering out for every meal, hiring a maid to clean up afterwards, and wearing adult diapers. Not very practical (or comfortable).