I think I can safely say a lot of big families have very messy vehicles, and we are no exception. I did finally decide to clean out the suburban the other day, but I didn't make it far. I started by parking in the driveway, which prompted Charlie and Frankie to climb up onto the roof and start horsing around when I went into the house. At some point, Charlie "leaned on" the basketball hoop next to the suburban. I have no idea how aggressively he did this, but it fell over, taking out the antennae and denting the side of the suburban in the process.
I was really just grateful no one got hurt, and now I have a great story to answer with every time they ask, "But why can't we play on top of the car???" Honestly if it fell over that easily, it likely could have gone at any time and seriously hurt someone. Anyway, not long after that, Frankie came to me frantically screaming, "I need a drink of water!!!" I was quite alarmed because he looked like this - minus the smile - with completely red teeth as well:
It turns out he had found a Kool-Aid packet in the car from a tie-dye kit the library had given to the kids. He figured the powder would be sweet like Kool-Aid, but I'm pretty sure it is just extremely acidic eaten straight up.
By then, I gave up cleaning the car and just parked it back in the garage. I'm pretty sure Olivia needed me again anyway.