Cooking With Sammy

Sam was "cooking" outside today with the neighbor boy.  Here's the recipe for what they made.  Sam calls it "Bad Guy Soup."

Bad Guy Soup

• Fill a bowl with dirt.
• Catch as many grasshoppers as you can - in this case, one - and smash them. (If your mom discovers what you are doing at this point, you may have to smash them further to make sure they have been "put out of their misery.") Add to the dirt.
• Add rocks to taste.
• Stir it all together while laughing maliciously: "Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!" until thoroughly mixed.

Though it may seem like it, I'm not exaggerating on these directions one bit.  I thought they were being pretty imaginative, but when they started the sinister laugh, I knew I would have to put this on the blog.