Livi: (in an upset tone) Sam watched Calliou with me this morning!
Me: Well, that's ok.
Livi: No, it's not! He farted right in my face!!
Me: He did? Why would he do that?
Livi: Because he doesn't love me!!!
He does tell Livi he loves her all the time, but actions speak louder than words!
Frank was super excited to show me a home and his friend had built for a grasshopper. It was essentially a hole they had dug and lined with rocks and stuff. It looked very nice and you could tell they had put a lot of work into it. I was surprised to see that the grasshopper wasn't hopping out, though, because it could have easily escaped.
I said: "I'm amazed he's staying in there. He must really like it."
Frank responded: "Yeah."
Then after a brief pause he added: "We had to pull of its jumping legs."
That makes more sense.
Elena: (singing the Rolling Stones song) You can't always get what you want....
Olivia: Yes, I CAN!!!!
Me: Where are you going, Livi?
Livi: I need to go in to show Frank that I found a butt-cheek strawberry.
Livi: Some car faces are happy and some are bad and some are sad.
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