Olivia: My friend said I am dumb.
Me: Oh? What do you think you could say if someone tells you that?
Olivia: Don't say it back.
Me: That's right. We shouldn't say mean things back even if someone else says mean things.
Olivia: Or I could go tell someone!
Me: Yeah, you could do that.
Olivia: Or I could say, (with a LOT of emotion) "That crushes my heart!!"
Me: Yep, that would probably get the point across....
A recent discussion had underneath the mistletoe:
Olivia: Dad, Mom is your wife.
Seth: Yep.
Olivia: And you are her...uh...uh...prince!
Seth: That works! But I think you mean I'm her husband.
Olivia: Yeah! And that means you are married so you can kiss her!
Charlie: (talking in response to a TV commercial) I don't have hot flashes......by the way what are hot flashes?
Elena: (from the back seat while Sam is driving) Sam doesn't know how to stop all the way at stop signs.
Sam: Well, Elena doesn't know how to stop all the way in garages.
Elena: (laughing) I guess I walked right into that one.
Seth: You ran right through it!
And just for fun, a video of Frank entertaining his siblings while eating spaghetti.
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