Frank: Whenever I'm old enough to change my name, I think I'll change my last name to Sippi.
Me: Sippi?
Frank: Yeah, because then if get married and my wife is a teacher, her name will be Mrs. Sippi.
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Elena: Charlie, can you carry Olivia upstairs?
Charlie: Not right now. I'm making foot parmesan. (He was using a pedicure file on his foot)
Charlie: (a minute later) This is what this thing is for, right?
Olivia (in the bath): My hands are turning into old ladies!!
And just for fun, here's Charlie walking around with a baseball bat in his hoodie.


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