A few more Frank Quotes

Most of these are quotes I jotted down a year ago and forgot to share. The last one is more recent.

Elena: "Hey, Franks!"  

Frank: "Hey....Lance!" (his attempt at adding an "s" to Elena's name)

Me: "What did you have for breakfast?"
Frank: "Grupe-frate."

"I want spagarius with supper!" (It took a minute for me to figure out he meant asparagus)

Sam: (noticing some bumps on Frank's skin) "What's that on your neck, Frank?" 

Frank: "I think it's diabetes." 

All of us, laughing: "That's not diabetes."

The next day, Frank found another little bump on his stomach and asked me: "Is this diabetes?"